When in doubt, just ask me

I've been RIGHT ALL ALONG! Shopping at Walmart is bad for you and everyone else. And it's not just because of their predatory business practices or the pitiful amount they pay their employees or the global environmental impact they continue to have or the support of sweat shops or even the recent attempt to take away a disability settlement one of their employees won FROM SOMEONE ELSE while working at Walmart (you can't make this shit up!). No, the reason it is bad for all of us to shop at Walmart is because you might be bitten by a rattlesnake!
Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

Picture credit