A Devious Young Man at Confession

A young man enters a confessional booth.

He confesses, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I went out with a girl of loose morals."

The priest says, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"

"Yes it is," says the boy.

"When did you sin?" asks the priest.

"Last Saturday," confesses Johnny.

"With whom did you sin?" inquires the priest.

Johnny says, "I don't want to ruin her reputation.

"I'll find out anyway when she confesses. It's best just to tell me now," says the priest. "Was it little Nina Valenci?"

"I'll never tell," says Johnny.

"Was it Keisha Lawrence?" asks the priest.

"My lips are sealed," maintains Johnny.

The priest thinks for a moment and asks, "Was it Tiffany Cole?"

"I won't say," says Johnny.

The priest sighs. "You're very tight-lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that. Now, you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot be an altar boy for the next four months. Bless you, Johnny, and go out and behave yourself."

Johnny returns to the pews and sits down next to his best friend George.

"What did you get?" asks George.

"Four months vacation and three good leads!"