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How does your breed of dog change a lightbulb?

Posted by: naomimimi on 7/28/2008 at 06:45 PM

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Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie:
I can do it just as quickly and efficiently as any human can. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler:
Make me.

Lab:
Oh, me, me!! Puhleeez let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Newfoundland:
Let the Border Collie do it and then you can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Poodle:
I'll just blow into the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. And by the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher:
Change it?? While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Irish Setter:
Huh?

Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...

Mastiff:
We Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Chihuahua:
"Yo quiero Taco Bulb."

Pointer:
I see it, the light bulb, there it is, there it is, right there....

Greyhound:
If it isn't moving, who cares?

Australian Cattle Dog:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....

Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I Don't see a light bulb. Maybe if you just trim the hair over my eyes a bit...

Hound Dog:
Zzzzzzzzzz...

Cat:
Cats don't change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So how long will it be before I can expect light?

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nonajudy wrote on Jul 28, 2008 at 7:58 PM
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Thats our Hound ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ !!! She is so lazy accept at feeding time LOL nona Judy
Nanal wrote on Jul 28, 2008 at 9:03 PM
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Cute.......definately cute........my only little teeny objection might be the Irish Setter..............they are NOT slow in the head.......well........maybe after a few cocktails......but NOT before !!!!.........peace and love......Norma
Olivette Turbeville wrote on Jul 28, 2008 at 10:24 PM
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Heheheeeeeeeeeee!!! OMG, by the time I got to: "Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark" - I about killed myself laughing. These are Wonderful!!! Thanks tons for sharing. xx0x0xx
Tom wrote on Aug 7, 2008 at 1:54 PM
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When I was in a nurseing home I told the staff that I was a hothouse plant because I was in a controld environment. It never got cold and never hot but I felt like I was in hell. Tom
Tom wrote on Aug 7, 2008 at 1:55 PM
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When I was in a nurseing home I told the staff that I was a hothouse plant because I was in a controld environment. It never got cold and never hot but I felt like I was in hell. Tom
Beanpole Lizzie wrote on Aug 7, 2008 at 4:32 PM
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Schipperke: Okay, I'll do it, but I want 4 bacon bits as a reward. Princesses are not required to do physical labor; we are best at cuddling and sleeping.
BRENDA MAGADAN wrote on Aug 11, 2008 at 2:34 AM
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Shih Tzu, of course I cannot reach it! I can manage, I follow my best friend (owner) everywhere she goes. I know I can manage, I can find my way to refrigerator when hungry, and to the door when I need to go out. I will bark and my best friend will follow my bark to take care of my needs. Of course, to lead her I will again bark to get to where she needs to go. I'm not worried!
Scott P. wrote on Sep 25, 2008 at 5:21 PM
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ROFL!! I wonder how a Chow-Lab mix (a Chowador?) might approach the lightbulb situation???? :-)
Kimiki wrote on Oct 7, 2008 at 5:40 PM
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lol The one for Lab just rings SO true! lol I wonder how my Boston Terrier would change a lightbulb? M.
kiwijill wrote on Oct 10, 2008 at 4:37 PM
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Maltese Just tell the boss to get some of those Led lights so we can see while we sort it.

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