New Sexy Pink Laptop Has Landed in My Lap

If you have good credit, Dell is more than willing to give you a new, sleek 'n sexy laptop. I just bought a hot pink Inspiron laptop from them (it arrived last night). It cost $800, but I'm a $24/month payment plan. It even has a built-in cam/mic and came with a grey/light pink Belkin carrying case. Can you say uber-girly!? All it needs is sparkly rhinestones glued to the outside of the machine, and I'd be the living a breathing epitome of a crippled Paris Hilton ;) 

This will be such a boon to my freelance lifestyle you have no idea. Now, instead of being glued to a stationary desktop this summer, I can take it to the area lakes/parks around town, steal some dumbasses unsecured WiFi network, and I'll be all set to go. Writing in the sun in my new rainbow bikini. Can life get any better? :) From a chair, I think not. Ok, maybe if Jonathon Rhy-Meyers was there with me complimenting me on my beauty every 30 seconds, than that situ could be even better.

A girl can dream can't she?

I used to have a HUGE thing for Bowie (still do), but as sexual fantasy/boy toy, he's just getting too old. Other, younger, sexy Brit men have taken his place. Bowie will always be my "primary" though :)

So back to my laptop, I've now joined to hordes of Skype users. Nothing is more entertaining to talking to someone with a sexy accent, half the world away, being able to see his face/vice versa, ALL FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR BED. As a crip, never, ever forget how lucky you are to be alive when such technology exists. 100 years ago, hell, even 50 years ago, our lives would've been exponentially worse.

Something to think about.