You Might Be A Handicapped Redneck If,,,,

• Any part of your wheelchair is painted in camouflage.
•  You have a wheelchair up on blocks in your front yard.
•  You rigged up a beer cooler powered off your chair batteries.
•  You wear cowboy, biker, or work boots, even though they're hard to put on and you can't walk anyway.
•  You adjusted your headrest so it'll stop knocking off your hat.
•  You installed a gun rack on the back of your wheelchair.
•  Your joystick [which does not live up to its name] is a billiard ball, stick shift knob, beer tap, or similar item.
•  You ever thought about jacking your chair up 2 or 3 feet, "Monster Truck' style.
•  You have knobby mud tires - that never get dirty.
•  You installed a horn so your chair will squeal like a hog - or scare people like a semi tractor/trailer.
•  You installed a whip antenna so you can fly the stars and bars!
•  There is a 'Harley' decal or emblem permanently attached to your chair.
•  You installed a CB under your chair.
•  You replaced your seat with a Barco or Lazy Boy Lounger.
•  You found the above Lounger abandoned on the side of the road.
•  There is some anatomical portion of a deer or raccoon decorating any part of your chair.
•  You have ever thought about smuggling moonshine in the tubing or battery compartment of the chair.
•  You, while in your wheelchair, ever created any road kill.
•  The accessories hangin' on your chair weigh more than 1/3 what your w/c does.
•  You browse truck catalogs looking for ways to amp up your wheelchair motors
•  You want to add a side-car or a 'sweet little trailer'.
•  You wear a 4 pound shiny Rodeo Champ belt buckle that your stomach folds over.
•  The fringe on your jacket and/or your bolo tie has gotten caught in your wheels - but you wear 'em anyway.
•  You regularly call Harley Davidson and ask when they're gonna start making power wheelchairs.
•  You have spent more than an hour trying to figure out where to hang fuzzy dice from your chair.
•  Duct tape plays a major role in your repair and maintenance plan.
•   You read this list and found yourself thinking, at any point, "Now that's a good idea!"
  

WOW -  Apparently there's quite a few redneck 6-wheeler's around here that can relate!

There's a few additions to this list that definately need mentioning! =>

.... You have ever repainted your adaptive equipment with flames.

.... Your service dog and wallet are both on a chain.

.... Your nickname is printed on your wheelchair some where.

.... You entered the tricycle races at field day citing 'Title IX' .

.... If your wheelchair has a gun rack and a bottle opener.

.... If your service dog is a Pit Bull.

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I fit way too many of these categories I'm afraid! 

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