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Posted on: Wed, May 14 2008 4:18 PM

Posted by: ducky01 Posts: 153

 "Dude, where's my leg?"

 "I don't know, I just had it when I left the meat department." 

 "Sure, it's all fun and games until someone loses a leg."  

 "Would you like to see where I can put my stump?"

"Lap rides- $1.50"   

Posted on: Wed, May 14 2008 9:20 PM

Posted by: halftrack Posts: 21

 Front side:  "I'm that one legged man in the @** kicking contest."

Back side:  "And I'm winning" 

Posted on: Wed, May 14 2008 11:31 PM

Posted by: ducky01 Posts: 153

halftrack:

 Front side:  "I'm that one legged man in the @** kicking contest."

 

Back side:  "And I'm winning" 

Oh, ROFL!  I like that one.  These are all pretty funny.  

ducky 

Posted on: Thu, May 15 2008 2:32 AM

Posted by: Becky Posts: 1,551

All of these are very funny. I can't think of any, but I like to come back and read these again. Oh, you know how you see those symbols for Males and Females on bathroom doors. You could make one for males and females, but with 1/2 of a leg missing. I don't know. Keep posting the funny stuff!

Becky

Posted on: Thu, May 15 2008 12:02 PM

Posted by: ducky01 Posts: 153

 Until I get my leg, I've been putting homemade bumper stickers on the back of my wheelchair.  I've got one now that says "I Brake For Stop Lights."  I think a lot of these would work as bumper stickers, too!  I may make one that says, "Don't laugh, I carry it in my lap, and I play baseball with it."  Of course, that may be a little subtle for folks who have never dealt with a prosthesis.  Then again, let them think about it...

hugs from ducky 

Posted on: Fri, May 16 2008 8:57 AM

Posted by: hadley Posts: 27

 Guys, these are hysterical! I will start working on some designs this weekend! Some of these had me in stitches! I will probably lean more towards the designs that I can do a graphic element for rather than just a text element....also, I encourage you all to check out sites like Cafe Press and Zazzle, etc. as a place to make your OWN T-shirts, as there are obviously some great creative minds at work, here!!

Posted on: Wed, Jun 4 2008 12:15 AM

Posted by: Posts: 3,691

I'm leaning on you.

Swimming term:  half gainer

I really don't have a leg to stand on

Posted on: Wed, Jun 4 2008 12:43 AM

Posted by: swisswuff Posts: 55

http://www.cafepress.com/swisswuff/ 

some t-shirts are "bad taste" slogans ... others (give them your finger ... and they'll take the whole hand) relate to my amputated hand

all in all,i find these are omly of limited coolness. cool, but not indefinitely so... not always appropriate, in other words