Last post Mon, Jun 30 2008 11:29 PM by Debbie. 35 replies.
I bet I can stump you!
"Dude, where's my leg?"
"I don't know, I just had it when I left the meat department."
"Sure, it's all fun and games until someone loses a leg."
"Would you like to see where I can put my stump?"
"Lap rides- $1.50"
Front side: "I'm that one legged man in the @** kicking contest."
Back side: "And I'm winning"
halftrack: Front side: "I'm that one legged man in the @** kicking contest." Back side: "And I'm winning"
Oh, ROFL! I like that one. These are all pretty funny.
ducky
All of these are very funny. I can't think of any, but I like to come back and read these again. Oh, you know how you see those symbols for Males and Females on bathroom doors. You could make one for males and females, but with 1/2 of a leg missing. I don't know. Keep posting the funny stuff!
Becky
Until I get my leg, I've been putting homemade bumper stickers on the back of my wheelchair. I've got one now that says "I Brake For Stop Lights." I think a lot of these would work as bumper stickers, too! I may make one that says, "Don't laugh, I carry it in my lap, and I play baseball with it." Of course, that may be a little subtle for folks who have never dealt with a prosthesis. Then again, let them think about it...
hugs from ducky
Guys, these are hysterical! I will start working on some designs this weekend! Some of these had me in stitches! I will probably lean more towards the designs that I can do a graphic element for rather than just a text element....also, I encourage you all to check out sites like Cafe Press and Zazzle, etc. as a place to make your OWN T-shirts, as there are obviously some great creative minds at work, here!!
I'm leaning on you.
Swimming term: half gainer
I really don't have a leg to stand on
http://www.cafepress.com/swisswuff/
some t-shirts are "bad taste" slogans ... others (give them your finger ... and they'll take the whole hand) relate to my amputated hand
all in all,i find these are omly of limited coolness. cool, but not indefinitely so... not always appropriate, in other words
"Guess what happened: David Copperfield raped me!" - "Oh, that's nothing compared to what he did to me: he cut me apart!"
Since I'm an amputee above the elbow I think that one that said, "I think I'll just wing it."
".........Apparently I suck at golf."
"........Apparently I suck at fencing!"
"Never saw it coming!"
Asking for "free" support in a financially tied up world is one thing, boldly exploiting ideas another. I am an amputee and it distresses me. Yet, I still possess my pitch black cynical humor and I still master graphical computer tools. So, I have my own CAFEPRESS shop, and if you missed that, it may be time for you to properly take offense right now. No one is forced or urged to buy anything and as a matter of fact I mainly run it so I can get my own stuff printed. There is not much money to be made with this as - believe it or not - wearing such slogans is temporary RELIEF for me - - - but only of very, very limited scope. There is not the slightest requirement for anyone to buy any of these and if you print your own stuff, even if you copy my ideas, I'm the very last person to have a problem with it. If you buy my shit it does help an amputee - me :-) :-) and so, thank you very much. There is no requirement whatsoever to wear tasteless, proud or cocky slogans so I do NOT understand why you see anyone "taking advantage". If you explain to me why anyone would be coerced, forced, pushed to buying such stuff, we can come to an understanding of your "exploit" idea - but until you have laid that down I entirely fail to see your point. - Wolf.
