50 Funniest Road Signs Around the World

 1. But absolutely no Shiting in Lu.

Photo by Axoplasm

 

 2. It's a Baptist Emergency! Hurry:

Photo by Duluoz Cats

 

3. Dyslexic sign:

Photo by Andryone

 

4. No kidding:

Photo by GothicNexus

 

5. Good advice for some construction equipment; bad advice for... well, you know:

Photo by simmogl

 

6. Virgin pelicans cross 500 yards ahead:

Photo by tgigreeny

 

7. Turn where now?:

Photo by StevenM_61

 

8. Misanthropic sign:

Photo by wolfcat_aus

 

9. I was just driving along, and suddenly, this road jumped out in front of me:

Photo by celebdu

 

10. To just cuddle road for a while, make a left:

Photo by mcsd888

 

11. The trouble with Mapquest:

Photo by Christopher Bailey

 

12. Darn, I was planning to drive my car:

Photo by Omad

 

13. Frequent construction in area:

Photo by photooptik

 

14. Caution-- yield to illegal immigrants:

Photo by lynnftw

 

15. Do not enjoy cows on wheels:

Photo by Richdrogpa

 

16. Caution, brassieres may fall on heads of walking men:

Photo by potterianer

 

17. Where Wiley Coyote gets all those sledgehammers and sticks of dynamite:

Photo by microserf

 

18. Well, your mother-in-law may not be very nice, but you needn't be quite so rude about it:

Photo by mightyupsetter

 

19. Important traffic safety notice:

Photo by noii

 

20. Caution, you are driving into the Eye of Sauron:

Photo by loneprimate

 

21. ...And signs not quality controlled:

Photo by rileyroxx

 

22. What, no piano accompaniment?:

Photo by xipe_totec39

 

23. Yield to people dancing to the road sings:

Photo by sega10028

 

24. Think they get many orders for signs like this?:

Photo by rivers of babylon

 

25. Caution, aliens landed 1.5 km ahead:

Photo by lanchutt

 

26. The other road sings, but this one doesn't know the words:

Photo by idma

 

27. This must be Sesame Street:

Photo by myJon

 

28. Absolutely no cars permitted on this road:

Photo by notthetupolev

 

29. Spread legs, slide down until you hit skateboard ramp?:

Photo by nafmo

 

30. Blunt Sign:

Photo by newhaircut

 

31. Caution, telekinetic cyclops snowflakes may reduce traction:

Photo by nchenga

 

32. Absolutely no burning of unwanted cars on this road:

Photo by richbeechina

 

33. As far as I can tell, this sign advises against groping geriatrics:

Photo by richdrogpa

 

34. Do not overturn pawns in road:

Photo by potterianer

 

35. Is it sad because it's bent?:

Photo by artnow314

 

36. In my country, the police just put tacks in the road during car chases:

Photo by artysmokes

 

37. What if you needless road?:

Photo by beelzebozo

 

38. Caution, adult men convincing little girls to leave their bicycles behind and come for a walk:

Photo by bods

 

39. End of continent. Ocean ahead:

Photo by fdecomite

 

40. Yield to men with flamboyant umbrellas:

Photo by Charlie Harvey

 

41. Caution, Vice President Cheney in area:

Photo by bondseye

 

42. Extremely literal sign:

Photo by ErikSchmidt

 

43. As opposed to....?:

Photo by herzogbr

 

44. Yield to simultaneous suicides:

Photo by tukanuk

 

45. At that point, I think it becomes no longer a bike trail:

Photo by wiredwitch

 

46. Respect life; if you run someone over, have the decency to clean it up:

Photo by Perla

 

47. Good reasoning:

Photo by amayu

 

48. Yield to small robots with televisions for faces:

Photo by treefell

 

49. Caution: Men driving enormous nails into own foreheads:

Photo by tigerweet

 

50. Difficult choice:

Photo by triplemaximus